BS

Writer's block manifests itself for many reasons. I am busy. I am popular. I am internet-popular. I'm way to witty for that post. Literally nothing in my life is exciting enough to make into an Anniemosity Anecdote. I'd like to, but my electric blanket just rocks too much. I'm in the middle of writing an epic one, but wait, I just got internet-distracted. Whatevs.

Something exciting will happen soon. Until then, read my links and trust that I'm perpetually mid-rap battle or dance party with Maria, as depicted above. It happens a lot, so it's a safe assumption.