Dear David Schwimmer,

I always liked you best.

While I knew that Chandler was the funny one and Matthew Perry was technically the best-looking one, I always liked you the best. Nerdy, awkward, passionate about dumb things, and easily excitable - does that sound familiar?

And, to be honest, aside from the possible exception of Mr. Perry, I always felt that I would like you in real life the best out of the six of you.

I wanted to tell you about this movie I saw last night. It's called "Run, Fatboy, Run." I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I laughed so hard. I cheered so hard. It was an excellent, excellent film experience.

When I saw your name in the credits as the director, I was completely stunned. You directed this? You did? Oh man, Dave... can I call you Dave? I think I'm going to call you Dave. Dave, I'm just going to say that this was one spectacular career choice on your part. Well done, sir. I'm encouraging everyone I know with a sense of humor to see this movie.

Yours,
Anniemosity

PS: Will you put in a good word with Simon Pegg for me? I know he's married, but it couldn't hurt, right? I am cute. I am also witty, and it's been said that my drollery is amusing.