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1. What was the last picture you sketched?
Remember in "Sesame Street," that guy who was on the cup in the cupboard who moved around the kitchen in his cup? Remember? I drew him on a plastic cup last night.

2. Does your mother have a sister, if so, what's her name?
She does have a sister. Her name begins with a J.

3. Do you have a fox den in your area?
I should hope not. Uptown foxes!

4. Does your pet sleep on your bed?
I have no pets. YET.

5. Have you ever had a hamster?
Yes I did. His name was Rocky.

6. Have you been watching the Tudors?
I have the most ridiculously basic cable available. So no.

7. Who is your favorite character in Beauty and the Beast?
Crazy Old Maurice.

8. Have you ever had a possessive boyfriend?
Nope.

9. What was the last book you bought?
I bought a book on C. S. Lewis.

10. Do you like cheese and crackers?
Cheese is a very important part of my diet. Crackers... are fine.

11. What are the coolest pair of earrings you own?
I own a good number of pretty cool earrings.

12. What is your weirdest habit?
I'm relatively OCD about a multitude of things.

13. What was the last thing you bought online?
Three shirts from threadless about twenty minutes ago, actually.

14. Name something important that happened to you in 2004?
I decided not to be a blond anymore.

15. Do you hate survey questions that ask about 'crushes'?
Generally.

16. Or 'school' when you don't even go to school?
I guess.

17. What was your last moment of insecurity about?
Whether or not the new guy at work hates me. (He doesn't.)

18. Do you fidget when you're nervous?
Oh yes.

19. Have you ever told someone you didn't like their present?
I've never disliked a present.

20. Did you ever collect beanie babies?
Sixth grade was a big beanie baby year for the entirety of Mrs. Swanson's class.

21. Do you hate sports?
No. I'm pretty indifferent towards sports, except tennis and the occasional hockey season.

22. Do you know your IQ?
Yes.

23. Why is everyone obsessing over the Twilight books?
Vampires are badass, and tweens run the world.

24. How many times have you been out of state?
Many, many, many times.

25. How many of the Saw movies have you seen?
NONE. Ever.

26. Do you find piercings & tattoos attractive?
I find tattoos attractive depending on the meaning behind them and the lame factor of them. If someone has a really cool one with a cool meaning, I like it a lot and kind of get obsessed. I'm a creeper.

27. Ever seen the Wizard Of Oz?
Obvs.

28. Who was your favorite character on that movie?
The Wicked Witch.

29. Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
Comedies.

30. Ever been to Kentucky?
I drove through Kentucky once.

31. What was your favorite television show as a child?
Batman and X-men. Animaniacs. Freakazoid!. Basically WB cartoons.

32. Have you ever watched the religious channels on television?
I did once with Pat. That was a good time.

33. Is Jim Carey your idol?
My idol? No. I had a sex dream about him once though.

34. How many friends do you have on MySpace?
166.

35. What's your favorite flavor of gum?
I don't really chew gum.

36. Do you own a digital camera or a standard one?
Two digitals, one standard.

37. Do you use LimeWire?
Nope.
Seriously, I don't.

38. Do you think movies such as Napoleon Dynamite are stupid?
No.

39. How many cousins do you have?
Eight.

40. What do you think of your hair?
I just got a pretty rad haircut, so I like it a lot.

41. When were you last frustrated?
I'm frequently frustrated.

42. How many true friends do you know you'll always have?
I've got a good crop of friends and I know that a lot of them will hang in there with me.

43. Can you imagine life without the internet?
My knee-jerk reaction was NO WAY but I've cut down my internet access a lot in the last few weeks, so I think if I fazed it out, I'd eventually be okay.

44. How old is the nearest framed photograph to you?
Two years old.

45. Do you own anything real from Louis Vuitton, Burberry, Chanel, etc?
No. I have a knockoff Louis Vuitton wallet three or four years ago from Ms. Pelowski and I still use it.



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