PART ONE: THE RUNDOWN.
-My BFF is currently in Nashville and somehow she still is managing to boss my blog around. Jesus Christ.

-So after seeing "The Dark Knight" a fourth time, I decided that it's time for a little Batman break. The fact that there are still people out there who haven't seen it yet is a concept that I can't quite wrap my mind around. Seriously.

-Jennifer is continually trying to convince me that mentally I'm more of a dude than a girl, but I think that it can't be accurate because in reality, I just don't get dudes. I've spent a lot of time this week with a couple of dudes and I really just don't get the gender as a whole. That's really all I have to say about that.

-You know in "Back To The Future, Part II" when the alternate 1985 was created? I feel like something happened somehow and I'm living in an alternate August of 2008. Shit's been weird lately, kids. I'm living on a steady diet of plum tomato and red bell pepper bisque care of the boys in the L5 Kitchen (although I've come to realize that nothing is free), the Home Shopping Network, D-list celebrities, gay men, and nothing but Atmosphere.

-Speaking of which, Atmosphere was on Letterman the other night. They played "You," complete with this awesome synth shit going on. Seriously. Things to watch for: Ant rapping along with Slug in the background, P.O.S. singing backup, and Slug mentioning every city on the planet during the chorus & remaining ridiculously attractive while doing so.



PART TWO: IN WHICH I PARTAKE IN ZOO-LIKE ACTIVITIES.















PART THREE: THE LICARI SHOW.