I won't spoil anything, I swear to god, but if you are a human being with a soul, a heart, a mind, or even a pulse, you have to go see "The Dark Knight" as soon as humanly possible. It was a goddamn religious experience for me and I'm not joking. (No pun intended.)

Also if you received a text from me this morning at three a.m. pleading with you to go see the movie, I refuse to apologize. A Batman high is comparable to none other. You'll know what I mean in time.