In the span of three days, I:
-met Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords
-gave Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords my phone number because he asked me for it
-was on the guest list for the Flight of the Conchords show
-was unaware that I was on the guest list for the Flight of the Conchords show until a solid twenty hours after the show because my phone is a piece of shit
-cut the ever loving Christ out of my ring finger on my right hand, sending me into shock and leaving out a lot of memories of what exactly happened
-met Gavin DeGraw and gave him a harsh back-handed compliment, pinkie-swearing with him to stop putting out shitty music and start making the good music that I believe is inside of him
-bought new shoes.