Holy shit, am I rusty with this HTML business. For real. It's been so long since I've changed it that I completely forgot a few key things. We're going back to basics for awhile: white and gray, with a touch of Erwin Wurm, my main dude. It's kind of unimpressive, but it's simple. I'm sure I'll be over it soon and change it in a 4am frenzy.

Out of two weeks of scheduled unemployment, I have just completed Day Four and I'm pretty much over it already. I've eaten sushi once and at the Diner twice, spent an hour and a half in a ditch, seen an amazing concert, gotten exceedingly frustrated with my cell phone provider, seen every episode of seasons one and three of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," and currently started on season four of "CSI." I am OVER UNEMPLOYMENT. I'm like a tiger in a cage.

I have yet to begin my post-psychotic somewhat-inspired art project that always comes with bouts like this. Luckily, I have it planned out already and was expecting to execute it today, but guess what? I woke up sick. WONDERFUL. All the more reason to sit on my ass and watch television shows about psychopaths (although two completely different kinds).

And you know what's not helping? Pop culture is thoroughly boring me. NOTHING exciting is happening. Am I growing out of it, or is it just really dull right now? I can't even distinguish the line between the two anymore. Say it ain't so! (I'm still reigning Queen of Bullshit Knowledge, however, as reinforced by a few ladies who barely know me.)

I'll tell you what I do like about this unemployment shit, though. I'm loving getting the opportunity to discover new television ("It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" -- best television-related thing that's happened to me in the last six months, for sure) and to plan some killer shoots and spend time with my unemployed rock star roommate and basically just...


...breathe.

Listen up and distinguish a theme.

Tom Waits - Take It With Me (Mule Variations)
Tom Waits - Blue Valentines (Blue Valentine)
Tom Waits - Another Man's Vine (Blood Money)
Tom Waits - Poor Edward (Alice)
Tom Waits - Ruby's Arms (Heartattack and Vine)

There is no theme. It's sad Tom Waits songs. Nice guess.

I'm going insane.


PS: For those who have been patiently waiting, my portfolio is going up in stages. Watch for it.