With a belly full of sushi and Tempranillo, I should be in bed, especially because I have to be back at work at 10am tomorrow morning, bright and chipper to pull a double shift serving specialty martinis to those morning-time drunks before the matinee. What am I doing instead of resting up? Doing a survey and listening to Fall Out Boy. Oh yeah, I totally outed myself. Judge me all you want, motherfuckers. I refuse to be ashamed of it any longer.

1. When was the last time you threw up?
January 1st. I basically just threw up alcohol and jell-o. Lots of remorse that day.

2. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Alex, Kimber, Danny.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Talking to my bff.

4. What is your favorite holiday?
National Anniemosity Day -- March 25.

5. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Have I ever!

6. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"I love you Sam!"

7. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Ohhhh I just had this awesome chocolate banana chip from Sebastian Joe's.

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A really amazing Tempranillo at Wasabi.

9. What was the last thing you ate?
I pigged out on sushi tonight. I had California rolls (awesome), the American Dream rolls (pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten), and Alaskan rolls (not so great).

10. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
I bought new work shoes that are really cute.

11. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message online?
Um... I got comments from Jen and from Brandon on myspace and one from Ghey on facebook. I'm so internet-popular.

12. Do you have a tan?
Milky white, baby.

13. What is your guilty pleasure?
I just publicly outed it. Also, reality tv involving washed-up celebrities.

14. What did your last text message say?
"hows the sushi, punk? lol" from Danny. EDIT: I just wanted to point out that a text message that I received after answering this question had the word "purposfley" in it. My friends are awesome at spelling.

15. Are you someone's best friend?
I am.

16. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working a double and maybe seeing reggae at the Blue Nile with some co-workers.

17. Where is your mom right now?
Wisconsin.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?
My external hard drive and deodorant.

19. What is your birthstone?
Aquamarine.

20. Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
Is it sad that I actually went to my myspace to check? I actually am friends with THREE people I don't like! Wow, am I superficial or what?

21. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My bff.

22. Have you met anyone famous?
I embarrassed the crap out of myself in front of Edie Falco. The other night I met this dude who used to be on Murphy Brown in the parking ramp at work. I don't remember his name.

23. Ever go to college?
Sometimes.

24. Last song listened to?
Right now I am listening to "The Take Over, The Break's Over" by Fall Out Boy. Fuck, it feels good to have that out in the open.

25. Last movie you saw?
"Michael Clayton" in the theaters, "Transformers" on DVD.

26. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I was really addicted to my wedge boots all winter, but I bought these cute flats for work at Heartbreaker's and I'm wearing the crap out of them.

27. What time is it?
Wow, I started this a long time ago. It's 1:08.

28. What do you usually do during the day?
Sit on the bus. Sit in class. Nap. Work. Rock and roll.

29. Do you hate anyone right now?
I was about to say that I don't really hate anyone, but I actually do. I hate Frank and I always will. I'm not even kidding. I spit when I say his name, that fuck. Oh god I'm all riled up.

30. What are you going to do now?
Pass out and prepare for this gross day ahead of me.



I do want to apologize to all the people I've promised to call and haven't followed through, including the Jackal and Pelowski. I'm really dropping the ball on communication in these last few weeks because school and L5 have been kicking my ass and working me to the em-effing bone. No lies.

That's kind of a downer way to end this EPIC POST. Did you know Fall Out Boy covered "Beat It" by Michael Jackson and it actually kind of rocks? Is this going to turn into one of those things that now that my FOB love is in the open that I won't shut up about it? Perhaps. I'll try to shield you guys, but I promise nothing.

Anniemosity out.