There are a lot of ways to describe me, but a "morning person" is definitely not one of them. I don't know if it's the years of living on a bartender's schedule that did it or if I'm just wired differently but waking up before 10am is literally the hardest thing in the entire world.

I have 8am class every single day, except for the two days that I have 9am class. I don't know why I thought that this would be okay because it's definitely not. I set my alarm for 6am, giving me PLENTY of time to get myself showered and ready to go, but then I end up hitting the snooze alarm two or three times, which leaves a clusterfuck in the hallway because two of my roommates are also trying to get into the bathroom and out of the house.

And what's this snooze alarm business? What jackass invented that? Why can't I just get the fuck up when the alarm goes off? I would if I didn't realize that by simply groaning into my pillow and hitting a button I could get fifteen extra minutes of sleep. Why does fifteen minutes sound so appealing anyway? It's not like I'm going to be any more ready to wake up fifteen minutes from when the alarm goes off. Fuck fifteen minutes.

So I fucked up this morning and snooze alarm-ed until 6:45, and when I woke up, the shower was running. Now I get to decide if it's worth waiting until she comes out and then having the world's fastest shower and rushing my ass off to the bus in a half an hour, or figuring out how to make my hair look okay without showering. The last option always sounds more appealing because it means less effort and more sleep, but once I get to school I regret it because I look like shit. Is it worth it?

These are decisions that I am clearly ill-equipped to make this early in the morning. I should have paid much closer attention to my schedule when I made it this quarter. These are mistakes that will not be repeated.

OMG the shower's free.