I get off work super early and what do I do? Do I go downtown with Jackie to say goodbye to the Southern boys? Do I beg and plead with Samantha Scott to drive an hour to see me? No. I do a survey I stole from a friend off of Myspace, turn on the "What Not To Wear"-athon, and dye my hair, with plans of turning in before midnight. LAME.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I actually don't really have any scars.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Well I've got nothing right now... but I have a big folder filled with big plans for Minneapolis. Just wait.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore when I'm sick or drunk. Sometimes I grind my teeth.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Loud music.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
11:15pm.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
I kind of want a milkshake. And a new monitor.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Driving. My digital camera. My family in Shoreview.
8. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Depending on the actual size of the space, yes. I get hardcore claustrophobic in the back cooler at work, but that's about it.
9. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.
10. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Myself.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
Black Orchid by Tom Ford.
12. WHAT HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I'm really not that picky. I like green eyes.
13. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee. No fucking question.
14. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Um. No.
15. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Probably some footies or something. I don't know. I was tiny. Who asks this?
16. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
What a ridiculous question. I like everybody.
17. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Not at all.
18. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I shop at Old Navy a lot. I wouldn't call it my favorite, but I sure own a lot of stuff from it.
19. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON WOULD LEAVE YOU?
Ouch. Probably.
20. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I write limericks.
22. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Probably my brother.
23. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
The Blue Collar Comedians.
24. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yeah, I went to Mexico last summer. I got a sweet turquoise ring. And sunburned.
25. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Steven Meisel photography (involving Agyness Deyn or Natalia Vodianova), Alan Rickman movies, music with specific memories attached to them, and boys who like Star Wars.
26. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I made an ass of myself in front of Edie Falco.
27. FIRST JOB?
Blockbuster.
28. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No. We did that stupid shit where I would call a boy for a friend to find out what homeroom teacher he had. Ahahahahahahaha.
29. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Riding in Ben's new SUV and having a change of heart.
30. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My sass and sense of humor. And my jewelry. Who knew? (Seriously, I suddenly have some great jewelry.)
31. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Nope.
32. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A new computer, a new digital camera, or a trip to London.
33. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
A number between zero and two. I'm not sure yet.
34. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
35. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
A lot. Not as much as Samantha Scott's handwriting.
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
VEGETARIAN. But I liked turkey a lot.
37. ANY BAD HABITS?
Pirate arms.
38.WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON YOUR SHELF?
I try to not be ashamed of anything I own. I did take some of my showtunes off of my iPod though.
39. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I'd like to think so. I think I'm hilarious.
40. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I bitch for awhile. I lift. I crushed a cup tonight.
41. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
If I'm not at home, I'm at work. Surprise surprise, right?
42. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My brother and I had these TMNT action figures that were CRAZY. Like, there was a button in the back of one of them that when you pushed it, their eyes would bug out or their head would spin or something. They were awesome.
43. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Uh.... enough.
44. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Both. God I love carbs.
45. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sense of humor. Work ethic.
46. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Anniemosity. Bitter Anne.
47. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
Ugh, like I can choose. Low. RHCP. Satellite Party. Journey. Van Halen. Bon Jovi. Tom Waits.
48. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Arrested Development. Freaks & Geeks. Knights of Prosperity.
49. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
27.
50. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
Pawley's Island, South Carolina.
51. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
Uhhhh 90 I think?
52. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?
I cast my net in the wrong pond.
53. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Clinton Kelly saying "cami." Ahhh I love him.
54. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes. And, lately, eyelashes. Seriously. What the hell.
55. LAST TEXT YOU GOT?
"Tomorrow is my cousin's birthday. Let's do Sunday?" from Samantha Scott.
56. FAVORITE THING TO HAVE?
Enough sleep.
57. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Um, my own, I suppose. Aries.
58. WHO IS YOUR HERO?
Perry Farrell for his perseverance. Muhammad Ali for standing up for what he believed in, his trash talk, and for generally kicking ass. Andy Warhol, for effectively merging art, music, and fashion. And Batman. Always Batman.
59. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
I let the blond grow out... but I'm about to color it. Tonight. Brown again.
60. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Hockey. I'm enjoying baseball games too.
61. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
Subway. I'm loving Burrachos, though. That's going to suck not to have.
62. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Ohhhh god I miss sushi. Would that be considered cheating on my vegetarianism? (Not like that's stopped me before.)
63.LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Stacy London screaming, "WE NEED TO GET YOU A BRA!"
64. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
This year? Really, the Les Claypool concert is big. The day we spent in Leif Erickson. Today was really good, actually. No, dude, I don't know.
65. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Yeah. Oh get this, my brother and I are writing music again. We're recording with my cousin in a month. Jealous?
66. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Democrat.
67. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends on who it's from.
68. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Hair dye and amethyst eyeshadow.
69. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
"Jaws."
70. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE IN ONE WORD.
Work. Take it as you will.