5.02.2007

The Verdict Is In.

There was a lot of fighting. There was lot of yelling. Janice and I downed some beers and screamed, and I may have slapped Miss J once or twice, but I'll be damned if she didn't hit back. Nigel was the voice of reason, calmly presenting his ideas, but they were drowned out under Janice's screeching.

But the verdict is finally in, and here are the results of Anniemosity's Next Top Model.


In fourth place is Pelowski. Nigel said she has amazing qualities and has an ability to play well in front of the lens. Miss J was not as specific but enjoyed what she did. Janice screamed, "Don't you see I'm fucking important!!! You want to know who I think has it? Pelowski. But she couldn't stand up to the pressure and bailed." Tyra was incredibly impressed with Pelowski's poses and ability to adapt to the feel of the shoot. The overall consensus was that she did very well -- the judges would like to see more.



In third place is Tony. Nigel was taken with Tony's attitude, comfort level, and coolness. Miss J liked Tony's natural and sexy free spirit and the juxtaposition of masculinity and sensitivity. Janice was passed out somewhere under the judging table. Tyra was pleasantly surprised with Tony's versatility, namely with the first shoot, and his ability to let himself get into character. Overall -- impressive shoot. Work your poses a little more and you've got a shot at winning Cycle Two, baby.



The runner up is Fuller. From "natural and delicate beauty," to "strong yet soft features," to "an ambiguous, Mona Lisa-esque smile," the judges had some nice things to say about her. Even Janice sprang to life and screeched about being able to see all her faces in every angle how she has a "woman hard-on" for her. Tyra loved the eyes -- Fuller's use of her eyes would make the real Tyra proud. However, the judges were split on her attitude. Nigel was slightly put off by when she was trying to act cold, emotionless, or look like a bitch; he liked her best when she was looking happy. Miss J wanted more, more, more attitude. But overall, Fuller performed exceedingly well, and we here at ANTM can't wait to see what she does next time around.



The winner of Anniemosity's Next Top Model is Matz. The judges were blown away.

Nigel: Matz amazed me with her ability to go from bold to mischievous, candid to violent. In all shoots, Matz's expressions, and expressive behavior, communicated very well with the camera. She uses her body well and isn't afraid get a little crazy to round out the emphasis on a given mood. She convinced me she's sweet, strong, and psychotic at times. Beautiful and edgy. Made me laugh, made me cry – two thumbs way up. In this judge's opinion, Matz dominates the competition for the crown.

Miss J: You are feisty and I love it! Your relationship to the camera is obviously comfortable. I just love your energy in these photographs. You're cute, smart, confident. You know you're good. [...] It was exciting and I love it.

Janice: was drunk.

Tyra: Matz, your use of space was fantastic. You had the most creative poses, your energy was amazing, and the end product was spectacular. I can't say enough great things about you.


I couldn't have asked for better models ----- but there can only be one....

Congratulations, Matz - you are Anniemosity's Next Top Model!

Comments:
i feel like this should be a tv show....and i just want to point out that i would do all of these models, but especially tony.
 
Buegs I would gladly be done by you...Sarah Matz...congrats.


Bitch
 
Awesome. I knew Matz would pull it off.
 
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