Nothing is wrong with you. Don't be afraid. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. All of these lead to the Imperial March, you decision is made.
 

I agree with Clay, he has led you down the most brilliant path of ringtones.

Plus if Chewbacca starts going off in public people are going to think you are in heat...which may actually not be a bad thing if you think about it.
 

oh lord this is a difficult decision. the imperial march is solid, but Chewbacca is so unique!

ummmm...

but the chewbacca thing going off in public is a good point. you can just imagine how awkward that could get.

go with the imperial march.
 

Big words Fuller. Big words from someone who's never seen Star Wars.
 

he's kidding, right?

...you have seen star wars, right, fuller?

......fuller?
 

Chewy all the way. You love the weird looks people would give you, am I right? Well at least you're used to them by now. I mean...

Love, love- Ris
 

Ummm....

I've seen moments of Star Wars? Is that enough? I mean, I know what Leia looks like and all the important stuff. But, well...

No, the answer is no.
 

I know, what the fuck? I tried to talk her into watching all three a long time ago, but I think I'd known her for less than a week at the time and she politely declined.
 

fuller, you've forced "the office" and amy winehouse on me.... it may be my turn to return the favor.


god. knowing what princess leia looks like does NOT count.
 

*coughdorkscough*
 

*coughbitchsamcough*
 

imperial march.

That shit intimidates people. It says "I mean business, bitches."

Chewbacca ringer says, "Hey, look at me! My phone is making a funny sound. Can you guess what it is?"
 

Lord Vader is c-coming here? We shall double our efforts!
 

The emperor is coming here? That should be the quote. My apologies.

Oops, my glasses slipped down a bit. Better push those back up.
 

the emperor is not as forgiving as i am.
 

I love how one of your shortest posts EVER has more comments than any other you've ever posted
 

You guys are bitches. I am now boycotting star wars for the rest of my life.

Don't like it? Suck my chewbacca.
 

grossssss.
 

"suck my chewbacca?"

jesus, fuller, without watching the movie, how can you be completely sure what you're really saying there?



for all who are still curious about the actual decision prompting this post, i went with the imperial march. and it's fucking great.
 

imperial march, good decision Anniemosity.

Fuller you lost ten whole friendship points for not seeing star wars, and an additional 30 for boycotting it for life...see if i talk to you before September.

Clay you know many star wars quotes, and they are spot on, if you did not get assistance from the interwebs...I'm just not sure, you make good beer, you are redeemed.

May the force be with you all.