With my new job full of plaid, Top Model (which is still in the judging stages -- hey judge[s], don't forget to do that, by the way), and amazing concerts by beautiful men who make me cry in public (twice), I have had a lot of... real life things to blog about. What does that mean? It means it's pop culture time.

Three Things in Pop Culture I Like.
1. Shia LeBeouf

I was just slightly too old for the Disney Channel when Shia made his debut, so I was aware of him, but not really conscious of what he did. Shia, witty Shia, has been charming his way to my heart through interviews and SNL skits for the last two weeks, promoting "Disturbia: 'Rear Window,' But Creepier." He is the second younger celebrity that I've fawned over in a year. What the eff? It's okay, though, I'm getting old, remember?

2. US Vogue Cover May 2007

OMG. Actual models on the cover of US Vogue? GET OUT. SHUT UP. I know. After month after month of Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellwegger, Jennifer Hudson, and Scarlett Johanssen, we have REAL LIVE MODELS on the cover of "Vogue." But these are not just models, babies, these are GREAT models. These are Lily Donaldson, Hilary Rhoda, Doutzen Kroes, Sasha Pivovarova, Caroline Trentini, Raquel Zimmermann, Jessica Stam, Chanel Iman, Coco Rocha, and Agyness Deyn. We at Anniemosity have our favorites (Stam and Doutzen), and we wholeheartedly thank and praise Anna Wintour for her decision to FINALLY put some god damn models on the cover.

3. The rumor that Lindsay Lohan is dating Kevin Federline

PLEASE be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true pleasebetrue pleasebetrue pleasebetrue pleasebetrue. Oh my god.


Three Things in Pop Culture I Dislike.

1. Britney's stubborn refusal to acknowledge her shiny head.

We all saw you do it, baby. Don't hide from it. You did it to make a statement so embrace it! Own it -- nay, rock it. There are a lot of women who have shaved it all off and rocked it well. Sinead O'Connor, Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore, Natalie Portman... Nnenna from ANTM Cycle 6... I hear even Halle Berry is doing it soon. Lose the wig, Britney. Bald and in charge! Or something.

2. Sanjaya

I refuse to talk about this. I refuse to even post a real picture of him. Just know... I dislike it.

3a. "Grey's Anatomy" not being new for like five years.

Seriously, now. It's been so long since the last new episode that I almost forgot what was happening. Was that five year leave-of-absence really necessary? I doubt it, guys. You may be the most dysfunctional cast on television ("I Love New York" aside), but really. Let's not do this re-run bullshit any longer.

3b. "Private Practice" in general.

Addison needs to stay with "Grey's." That is the long and short of it. Also, why, oh why, was it deemed appropriate to name a show about gynecologists "Private Practice?" Ugh. This is a big, fat, bad idea.


There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
The floor is now open for discussion.