4.08.2007SCI is for lovers.
After a twelve hour shift, complete with being called a bitch four times by underage bridesmaids (ending with me physically removing a beer bottle from one of their hands, only to have them hang on and yank back on it), being told by an old crotchety bastard that he can tell exactly why I am single (because apparently $2.50 is too much to pay for a MGD), having a round of drunk-ass groomsmen make a toast to it being my first night at the top of their lungs (embarrassing), conga lines (obnoxious), and the sticky-ass Dr. McGillicuddy that ended up all over me (annoying), the hundred-plus dollars in my pocket was definitely worth it (definitely).
I think this job is going to work out well if things continue in this direction (weddings)... and if they continue to schedule me with hot hottie hot co-workers.
PS: They took the bear skin rug in for cleaning. (I'm not kidding.)
PPS: I'm getting a massage at my fitness club this week. (Hell yes.)
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Cleaning a bearskin rug? You know what would have kept that rug from getting all dirty? Not taking it off the bear that owned it in the first place. Talk to somebody about that Anne. Get that rug back to it's owner, pronto.
But seriously, I'm glad you're making bank with Buble. Keep sending me pictures.
its about time anne. i hope this job keeps you sane and happy. or happier.
that moosehead is huge. now i know what to get you for your birthday. along with the KICKASS present i already have lined up...i am getting you a moosehead...a bigger one.
$2.50 a beer? God. What a bitch. I can see why you're single. Because, you know, YOU set the prices.
Dumbass.
And if bridesmaids don't have the good sense to hide booze bottles in the trunks of their cars and take pulls between the dollar dance and the garter toss like the rest of us, then that's their problem.
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After a twelve hour shift, complete with being called a bitch four times by underage bridesmaids (ending with me physically removing a beer bottle from one of their hands, only to have them hang on and yank back on it), being told by an old crotchety bastard that he can tell exactly why I am single (because apparently $2.50 is too much to pay for a MGD), having a round of drunk-ass groomsmen make a toast to it being my first night at the top of their lungs (embarrassing), conga lines (obnoxious), and the sticky-ass Dr. McGillicuddy that ended up all over me (annoying), the hundred-plus dollars in my pocket was definitely worth it (definitely).
I think this job is going to work out well if things continue in this direction (weddings)... and if they continue to schedule me with hot hottie hot co-workers.
PS: They took the bear skin rug in for cleaning. (I'm not kidding.)
PPS: I'm getting a massage at my fitness club this week. (Hell yes.)
Cleaning a bearskin rug? You know what would have kept that rug from getting all dirty? Not taking it off the bear that owned it in the first place. Talk to somebody about that Anne. Get that rug back to it's owner, pronto.
But seriously, I'm glad you're making bank with Buble. Keep sending me pictures.
But seriously, I'm glad you're making bank with Buble. Keep sending me pictures.
its about time anne. i hope this job keeps you sane and happy. or happier.
that moosehead is huge. now i know what to get you for your birthday. along with the KICKASS present i already have lined up...i am getting you a moosehead...a bigger one.
that moosehead is huge. now i know what to get you for your birthday. along with the KICKASS present i already have lined up...i am getting you a moosehead...a bigger one.
$2.50 a beer? God. What a bitch. I can see why you're single. Because, you know, YOU set the prices.
Dumbass.
And if bridesmaids don't have the good sense to hide booze bottles in the trunks of their cars and take pulls between the dollar dance and the garter toss like the rest of us, then that's their problem.
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Dumbass.
And if bridesmaids don't have the good sense to hide booze bottles in the trunks of their cars and take pulls between the dollar dance and the garter toss like the rest of us, then that's their problem.
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