"The Knights of Prosperity."
Kids, you just don't understand. This show is -- without hyperbole -- the funniest show currently on television, and it is dangling dangerously close to the chopping block. I'm not sure how exactly to go about saving it aside from writing a petition, and god knows I'm way too lazy to do that, so I'm trying to spread the word and push the online syndication.

The premise: five blue-collar workers and one grad student are sick of their down-and-out luck and lousy jobs as janitors, cab drivers, waitresses, security guards, and... college graduates... and decide they've had enough. They band together and attempt to rob Mick Jagger and other various celebrities.

My plea is this: I sincerely urge you to go to abc.com and watch this show online when you have a spare half hour - it will be worth it, you have my word. Exhibit A: the Knights, after a debacle at Mick Jagger's house, are unsure of their next move. Who will they try to rob next?




Announcement Number One -- If anniemosity.com disappears in the next few days, fret not - it shall return come May 1st. I'm getting traffic quota notifications in my inbox, but so far I've been able to sneak it under my hosting service's radar. They've shut me off twice before, however, so I wouldn't put it past them. Come on, Hosting Service -- I can't help it if I'm popular.

Announcement Number Two -- Miss Megan Koegel has her senior recital on Saturday. Go and witness her wonderful amazing piano-like skills. 3pm in Weber Music Hall. She's a neat lady and her incredible talent always amazes me. Go! See! Cry! It'll be great.

Announcement Number Three -- My brother, the great and powerful Debonairic, got himself a sweet gig opening for Les Claypool in Milwaukee. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. How long have I said, "The kid will be famous"? (I'm not one hundred percent certain about the accuracy of the punctuation in that last statement...... I digress.) If you want to witness this kickass event, hit me up and I'll hook you up.

Announcement Number Four -- Anniemosity's Next Top Model judging panel is nearing completion. With the help of Anniemosity's very own Nigel Barker, Miss J, and Janice Dickinson, we are growing closer to finding Anniemosity's Next Top Model. Unfortunately, Janice and Miss J have not submitted their votes yet (props to you Nigel), but once they do, a winner will be announced, and oh, what a celebration it will be.


Holler at me, bitches. I miss you.