I like eating broccoli.

There are many different ways to eat broccoli, and frankly, I am a fan of nearly all of them.

I've gone awhile without eating any broccoli, and it makes me wonder when the next feasible opportunity for me to eat broccoli will be. I'm working out every single possible scenario, and really, it doesn't seem like it's going to happen anytime in the next few months. Sometimes a girl just needs some broccoli.

Eating broccoli by myself is always an option, and sometimes it's far more satisfying than eating broccoli with someone else, but I can only eat broccoli by myself for so long. The last time I ate broccoli with someone else, they finished theirs before I even had a chance to finish mine. That was not unexpected, but, as usual, incredibly stupid. Nonetheless, given the choice, I'd much rather eat broccoli with someone else. That being said, there are some people that are so desperate to eat broccoli with others that they eat it off the street. That is unclean broccoli. UNCLEAN.

Really, I need is reassurance that I am not the only one not eating broccoli at this time. Come on guys.

.....anyone?