I can't sleep.

I lay in bed every night, tossing and turning, trying to sleep. I think of boring things. I "daydream." I count. I name as many bands that start with the letter E as I can. Nothing.

Then I decide to stream television shows online. "Hey, I heard about this new comedy on CBS starring Jason Segal and Neil Patrick Harris," I think, remembering that I used to watch movies to lull me to sleep. "I should check it out." So I stream about six episodes and realize that it's three hours later and I'm still awake.

I roll over and think "JESUS CHRIST I have to wake up really soon," hoping to scare myself into slumber.

Nope.

So tonight I am blogging out of insomnia. All I ask for are suggestions to help me sleep.

Guest Blog II debuts in T-Minus... soon.


EDIT: OMG


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