11.05.2006

Politics? Me?

In the next few days, I'm going to want to talk about a lot of things. My concert is tonight, and my mind will be blown. I discovered a sweet new band that I really like. Lots of things are happening, actually. Lots of things.

However, Tuesday is a very important day. The great poet Sean Daley recently told me over a cup of coffee and a myspace bulletin, "I want Bush to go out like a Nixon, not like a Reagan. If we don't at least make a run at it, they'll be naming high schools after him for the next 50 years. Reagan slipped out of Iran Contra and it changed history. Reagan SHOULD have gone out in disgrace like a Nixon. Impeachment comes from the House, indictment comes from the Senate. The Dems are in position to pick up seats to make a legitimate run at impeachment: if they gain control of the House and the Senate, they gain control of all the investigative committees, and we could really see a run at impeachment in late 2007/early 2008. [...] I would like to express to you that Minnesota is SO important. Right now it's looking like Minnesota Democrats will win the open Senate seat, the Governor, the Sec of state, and 4 or 5 of the open House seats. Which would not only help now, but it'd put us in better shape for the Presidential election in 2008."

My father found a blog written by a very smart individual and forwarded it to me. I wanted to share it. It made me laugh and it made me cry. Read, enjoy, get mad, and do something about it.

Why Vote Against Republicans? Because Fuck Them.

America, the good ol' USA, is a country that was brought into existence by groups of terrorists and insurgents aided by foreign powers. Its first rallying document was the Declaration of Independence, a list of reasons why King George III and the British sucked balls. However, no matter what that hand-scrawled Declaration told the colonists, a good many people living in Massachusetts or Maryland could've bottom-lined it for you: "Why revolt against the British? Because fuck them, that's why."

The history of great movements in this nation, of any nation, is a tale of people who are finally, at the end of the day, so fed up with the status quo that all of the rational reasoning mounts and piles up until it all, in essence, comes down to "Fuck them." ("Them" being, of course, whoever the powerful are in a historical moment.) The French Revolution, the American civil rights movement, the struggle against apartheid in South Africa, all uprisings of the average person, through the ballot box, the legislative process, or the gun, against those who are dicking them over. Sure, sometimes it doesn't turn out for the best and sometimes things get even worse (see the media-manipulated Republican "revolution" of 1994 with its dunderheaded motto of "Throw the bums out"), but such is the end result of constant, endless disempowerment of the masses, the unending thrum of voices calling wrong what the people know in their guts is right.

Now, even through the deadening fog of Fox "News" rhetoric, multiple jobs, dying pensions, depleting health care, the waterboard effect of credit card debt, force-feedings of fatty foods, soul-killing reality TV, the entire cultural apparatus telling us we must want more and more stuff and shit, the dead-ends of public debate, government-instilled paranoia, dementia masking itself as religious faith, the unsubtle shove towards xenophobic isolation, an antagonistic corporate media, the vicious street-beating death of American intellectual thought, and Bush-worship masked as patriotism, through it all, man, all of it, we have come to this magnificent moment, frightening and exhilarating in its implications, where we, as a majority, are looking at the ruin and waste that surrounds us, piles of shit that we are told are mountains of gold, and we can finally, in this savage season of 2006, at long last come to say, "You know what? Fuck them."

Fuck them for trying to make us believe that America's acts of mass destruction, its bumblings into conflagration and apocalypse, in Iraq are actually just speed bumps, commas, if you will, on the road to a peaceful world of democratic nations bowing down to blow the cock of American hegemony.

Fuck them for holding themselves up as arbiters of morality and when they were confronted with a simple moral equation, they cast their lot with savages and genocidal maniacs. No, not the embryonic stem cell research vote, you backwards ass anti-science fundamentalist fucks. On torture and judicial rights, where even those who proclaimed themselves defenders of the detained and imprisoned ended up dancing like slut marionettes on a puppet pole in the Oval Office when it came down to actually, say, defending the detained and imprisoned.

Fuck them for making Americans fucking hated around the world, as if we're all ex-Nazis or, maybe more accurately, members of Pinochet's Chilean army back in the day, squandering the real triumph of America as a beacon of rights and fairness. However unreal that image was, it's better than being "that big ass country that tortures innocent people."

Fuck them for leaving New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to die, as if somehow those parts of the country were gangrenous toes that could just be cut off.

Fuck them for telling us we're too stupid or traitorous to understand what it is they're doing in trying to re-make the earth in their image, for keeping secrets in the name of their own security while literally and figuratively selling out ours.

Fuck them for lying to us about so goddamn much, about science, about their own policies, about what they actually, really were recorded saying, out of control debt and the melting planet, instead trying to get us to think that, if a couple of guys wanna get married or if some pop singer's tit jumps out of her blouse, Godjeebus will smash the earth with his mighty Bible-club of divine justice.

Fuck them for...well, you know what? Just fuck them.

Fuck them all, all the Republicans in Congress, all members the conservative spooge-bucket brigade, all their corporate masters yanking on their nipple clips and shoving cold cash up their asses for their obeisance, all the liars and sinners and avaricious rats of the evangelical right, and especially all the wads of fuck in the White House. They all had their chance and they fucked it up. So fuck them.

When you walk into the voting booth on Tuesday, no matter where, with that rage burning in you, stab that motherfuckin' punch card, beat the shit out of that Diebold touch screen, and yell, "Fuck them" as you vote them into oblivion.

And if on Wednesday morning it turns out they've dicked us over one more time by hacking the vote, by screwing with the polls, then maybe we've reached a point in this America where it's time to fight or flee.

Comments:
On a note of speceficity, there are 2 open seats in the Minnesota delegation to the House of Representatives. With the current members, it is split 4 republican and 4 democratic. Of the 4 democrats, the 3 incumbents are safe and the 4th from the open seat is guaranteed to win. Of the republicans, 2 are safe, one will be determined on tuesday night, and the open seat is likely to go into democratic hands.

This is what it boils down to...
The democrats will retain 4 seats for sure, have an excellent chance at having 5, and a decent chance at 6. SIX!

I've got a specific bottle of wine i've been saving for tuesday night. Let's hope that I'm opening it not for defeat, but for sweet victory and the end of this republican tyranny!
 
I already mailed in my absentee for Amy Klobuchar and Betty McCollum.
 
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