After my move-induced internet hiatus, I expected some awesome celebrity gossip, or at least some decent photo spreads (which I have a secret passion for).

Instead I found the following.






Do you know who this man is?




The very same.

While I am admitting (albeit reluctantly) that he cleans up well, for whatever reason, this makes me angry. I'm sitting here looking at these photos and longing for the Britney of Yore. When was the last time I was that bored? Man.