Okay. I've had it.

In the last week or so, I've been told I look exactly like Lindsay Lohan or called Lindsay Lohan at least three times. Granted, she & I have a similar haircolor... but for real?

To illustrate my point that despite the sometimes similar hair color, we really are nothing alike, I've decided to make a list of the things we have in common and a list of the things we do not have in common.

THINGS ANNIEMOSITY AND LINDSAY LOHAN HAVE IN COMMON.
-We like Garrison Keillor.
-Neither of us can sing very well.
-We both like our booze.
-We both regularly get in cat fights with blondes.
-We have both unsuccessfully attempted to hook up with Bruce Willis.
-We were both named "It Girls" of 2005.
-We both enjoy this picture.

THINGS ANNIEMOSITY AND LINDSAY LOHAN DO NOT HAVE IN COMMON.
-I have a cuter nose.
-Wilmer Valderrama is nasty.
-While I enjoy Coca-Cola, Lindsay likes something that sounds a lot like that, but is quite different.
-I have not been with sixty seven men this year. Yet.
-There is no way in hell I would wear this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
-I'm poor. And not famous.
-I know how to drive. Lindsay doesn't.
-I do not like Mischa Barton.
-Oh yeah, WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE.

Case in point. Argument over.