i could talk about the state of the union address or the government backing the spy program. i could make puns about "boehner" (say it out loud... do it!) replacing tom delay. i could blog about the upcoming superbowl, groundhog day*, the impending romantic holiday, oscar nominations, or even how my ipod battery is dying more rapidly than.... something dying fast.

i could talk about any of these things, but there is something much more important. it's weighing heavily on my soul, and i must talk it out. it's therapy.

my favorite hollywood couple is splitting. i am shocked -- shocked! -- and .... depressed .... and hurt .... and shocked!



LOOK HOW GORGEOUS THEY ARE! LOOK AT THEM!

"irreconcilable differences," my ass. more like... fighting over who has the best hair! come on, heather -- you know you'll never find anyone better than richie for you. he's the nice guy rocker to perfectly compliment that hardcore bitch in you.

and richie, come on. you have heather fricken locklear, a.k.a. the hottest woman in hollywood. whatever conditioner issues the two of you are obviously having, you can work through them, because you're married to heather fricken locklear.

come on, guys. if you need to talk, you can always talk to me. i'll put you two back together and soothe the worried minds of the world.


*damn that groundhog. i'm so ready for spring.