-saturday megan and i went to target. the brake fluid was running really low, so we pulled into a parking space and popped the hood. she examined all the weird shit in there while i searched the backseat for the brake fluid. all of a sudden, i hear a truck stop near us and someone yell, "hey, do you girls need some help?" i thanked him and said no. he waved and drove off. who does this anymore? nobody. i know i've driven past at least six cars in the last two months that obviously needed some sort of roadside assistance with nothing more than a "that sucks." it was cool to see a different reaction, especially to something more miniscule. it also reminded me that i'm a gigantic bitch.

-i discovered three sweet songs. oddly enough, they are all questions.
1) does he love you? by rilo kiley
2) does everyone stare? by the police
3) do you remember the first time? by pulp.

-work. i like my job a lot. it was nice to see some of you this weekend. (also, if you're reading this, kyle bosley, i hope you recovered from friday night okay.) dave and ryan played "karaoke kamikaze" last night, and it was most excellent... especially dave's rendition of the classic hit "short dick man."

-and then today. today, i know, is not part of the weekend, but damn, children, i made the best purchase of my entire life today. it was $3 at the goodwill.



yes, kids, it's the jones' soda holiday pack 2005, featuring the fine flavors of brussels sprouts with prosciutto, cranberry sauce, turkey & gravy, wild herb stuffing, and pumpkin pie. and i'm pumped. when i decide to crack open those for a makeshift liquid thanksgiving dinner, there will be vlogging. the question on everyone's minds is "how does it really taste?" there will be multiple taste-testers, all captured on video. this will probably happen sometime in the next week, so keep a sharp eye out and an ear to the ground so as not to miss it.