-i'm not going to lie. that cyclops kitten freaked me out. also, i believe it to be cruel that they named it "cy."

-netflix is officially the best thing ever. if you're looking for a free trial, drop me a line and i'll hook you up. i don't know how i ever got along without it. it knows me. i rated fifteen movies, and they recommended "in a lonely place," "planes, trains, and automobiles," and "arrested development" season one. does this program know me or what? it'd be kind of unsettling, actually, if they didn't keep sending me movies & all.

-speaking of movies, yes, i've been working on watching horror movies and everything, but NO, I WILL NOT GO SEE "HOSTEL" WITH YOU. stop asking. shit, even looking at the cast list freaks me out. "german surgeon?" "muttonchop?" wait, "desk clerk jedi?" "angry dutch elf?" what?

-ever drunk dial another country? apparently i did on sunday. at 6am. sorry pelowski.


actually, i really have a lot to say but no idea how to say it. i just figured i'd better update before samantha "two hands" scott busts a blood vessel in her forehead.