okay, i'm breaking my silent vow not to talk about work and mention a conversation i overheard tonight.
last call. three people in the bar. i begin the closing duties. as i'm wiping a table and not completely paying attention, i hear this girl go into hysterics.
girl: miss america teen? you dated miss america teen? oh my god, my respect for you just nose-dived!
guy: i didn't know she was miss america teen at the time!
girl: if you dated her just because she was hot and miss america teen.... i mean, no offense, but that is horrible.
guy: she was a very nice girl, i really liked her, actually.
girl: seriously, no offense, but man, how can you live with yourself? ick! ohmigod
ick! attractive girls are
so overrated.
(drunken versions of this conversation loop until the pair leave at the bouncer-enforced time.)
i don't really know where to begin with the commentary on this one (seeing as it is almost 6am), so i'll let you take it. to the eye candy! to the music! to the fluff!
weekly crush:
jason bateman.

weekly 5.theme: anniemosity's showering songs.yes. i sing in the shower. but i cheat, because i have my ipod hooked up in my bathroom, so i get to sing along instead of going solo. these are my favorite songs to howl along with in the shower. give it a shot.
1.
traveling wilburys -
not alone anymore (
traveling wilburys, volume one)
2.
tracy chapman -
give me one reason (
new beginning)
-despite my "issues" with tracy chapman, i dig this song a lot. (those who don't know my "issues," fret not - i like ms. chapman. it's just... never mind, it's complicated.)
3.
george harrison -
my sweet lord (
all things must pass)
4.
bob dylan -
love sick (
time out of mind)
5.
no doubt -
you can do it (
tragic kingdom)
-laced with disco. i love it.
technically it is the 17th of january, which means our very own frenchie returns to us in four days.
four days. anniemosity is stoked.