12.30.2005

catz.

yes it's 3am and no, there's no reason i should still be awake at this time... but apparently my sleep schedule is forever fucked.

i want to talk about the thing i miss the most by living in the house i currently reside in (in duluth, that is):



this is my cat, high as a kite off of his annual christmas catnip. he's pretty much the coolest motherfucker ever. we got him eleven years ago when he was a baby kitten, so he should be acting like an old man right about now, but he's still as tenacious as the day we got him. cats rule. no, fuck that, MY cat rules.

hey, kids in my age group, remember "good burger?" that shit was on tv today, and who should i find to be in it, aside from the delightful kel and the obnoxious kenan? GEORGE CLINTON, that's who. intense. (by the way, if you're ever considering taking a stroll down memory lane by watching this flick, DON'T. take me seriously here.) for the love....


also, if you have any hardcore skeletons in your closet and you're planning on dating me, please don't tell my mother about them before you decide to make your move. it makes things kind of weird three years later, and it also ruins a great cd.

Comments:
apparently, you have not met kiko. but whatever. he's the hot shit, yo.
 
STOP REMINISCING
 
YOU'RE AN ASS, JOEL.
 
if i ever happen to be on the same plane as paris hilton i'm going to make it a point to urinate in a cup and spill it on her. i'm sure that would be worse then smelling like orange juice, right?
 
if i had a penis, i'd pee directly on her. but if i peed on her i wouldn't be able to blow it off as an accident like i would be if i spilt my pee that's in a cup. because i always walk around with pee in a cup, especially on planes. but fuck. if i wansn't such a well kept civilized human being i'd fling poo on her. because that's hot.
 
Damn skeletons...force us to ruin a great cd.
 
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