xmas break friggin rocks so far.

moreover, casinos friggin rock. and let me tell you why.

mystic lake is hosting three amazing acts in the coming months (george carlin, lewis black, and tom jones), and treasure island has gilbert gottfried next month. serious OMG there. if i was paid better, i'd be at all four, no question.

but most of all, casinos generally give me BEST NIGHT EVERs.


(no, i'm not chewing on her arm... wait, yes i am.)

thursday night, i saw my two favorite minneapolans (?), samantha "two hands" scott and joel "ghey" mathias. after being generally obnoxious at old chicago, disclosing every aspect of our respective sexual pasts, getting ridiculously lost, peeing in a random park, and shouting about bears in "eden fucking prarie," we finally ended up at mystic lake. the actual time spent in the casino was pretty lame overall, but i must say that thursday night was one of the "funnest" i've ever had.



friday night, amanda and i went to treasure island and collectively had the best luck i've ever witnessed in a casino (save this night). despite the fact that i broke three machines in the process and i may have a new gambling problem, it was great fun. great fucking fun.

when you have flashing lights and free pop, who needs money anyway?