So there I was, just sitting there at my computer when an AIM messenger window pops up. "What's this?" I ask myself, and I soon was greeted with a hello from our esteemed web mistress Anne, asking if I would write a guest blog for her world-renowned site. After some careful soul searching, I agreed, and so our journey began.

But now I was faced with some real questions: Am I the kind of guy that writes a blog? What the devil am I going to blog about? Who would ever disagree that "Papillon" was a sweet movie? Do these shorts make my ass look big? All of these questions were whirling inside of my head, when suddenly all the answers came to me.

I knew what I must write about. It was something that was seared into my mind, as I imagine it is seared into others as well. And so, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I present to you... CUPID!!!!!!!!!!

(hold for applause... or shrieking... either way.)




So this is what I wore for my Halloween celebration. As I look at this picture, a few things come to mind. First of all, my nipples are quite petite and I can't seem to get past that. Second of all, only one crazy mother fucker would wear that shit out in public. Third of all, this all-pasta diet may be catching up with me.

I have to admit that this costume was a rousing success and was undoubtedly remembered by all who saw it, no matter what their level of intoxication. I've also decided that there are five things that happened as a direct result of my wearing that costume.

1. Somewhere a mother looked at her gothic son who just shaved the dog bald and said, "Well, could be worse... you could still be running around in a diaper..."
2. 7 to 13 angels lost their wings.
3. 46 individual people did a double take.
4. Cheese sales plummeted in eight countries, leaving analysts baffled.
5. Four hours north of Duluth, my dad and mom looked at each other and said, "Our son just did something stupid."

Well folks, that's about all the time that I have for today, so I'm going to get out of your hair. Remember... no matter how bad the day seems, no matter how unattractive you feel... I went around in a damn bed sheet wrapped up like a diaper!!!!!

Peace kids,
Buegs

buegler is one of anniemosity.com's very favorite people in the entire world, and we at anniemosity.com fully support his decision to wear this wonderful costume, and yes, "papillon" is an excellent movie. buegler currently does not have a blog, but anniemosity.com would like to start a petition for him to get one.