i'm sorry, is there actually a song out there that includes the phrase "my lovely lady lumps?" are you serious?

i got a rather disturbing phone call from Ghey today, telling me about the black eyed peas' new song, mysteriously titled "my humps." i've heard the title of this song on multiple occasions, but i had never actually heard the song itself. the title baffled me -- "my humps?" what are they referring to? as an educated and quite worldly gal, i can guess, but i thought that i would wait and listen to the song before jumping to conclusions.

and then Ghey recited that phrase: "my lovely lady lumps." what the fuck? muhs broke it down and explained exactly what "lovely lady lumps" are ("boobies," in layman's terms). MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS. are you fucking serious?

this proves that the Music Industry thinks that as long as there's a catchy hook and a beat that we, The Public, can easily shake our booty at, lyrics don't matter.

that's all i had for today. god damn it.

also, if you happen to find a long-lost friend via anniemosity.com, don't be surprised. apparently that's been happening a lot.

i'm off to do very important things, because muhs says i'm a very important person. i am. it's true.