ladies and gentlemen of the internet and beyond...........



i have a job.

what? what? i have a what??

you read that right. i have a job. a real live job where i'll make real live money. good ol' frankie's tavern in superior has graciously offered me the gift of employment, and believe me, i snatched that gift up and held it in my grubby little hands like gollum. my precious... my shiny treasure... my job.

greatest job ever? surely not. will it pay tha bills? heck yes it will. will my ass get grabbed nightly by drunken assholes? absolutely, but i've been given permission to deal with it accordingly.

also, all the girls there are ridiculously skinny, so i guess i should start.... running... more....? stop.... eating..... cake...? what the hell am i talking about? maybe i'll be that "bigger girl," like alex m. on "laguna beach," who's not really big but not anorexic so she's bigger by default. what have i become?

anyway, if you're looking for a good time, come to frankie's tavern. chances are good you'll know three waitresses and two djs. or maybe just me.

regarding guest blogger week, there is maybe maybe one spot left. i have four confirmed bloggers and one "maybe." if you express interest, i'll oust the "maybe" and you've got it. otherwise, it'll be yet another missed opportunity on your part.

tomorrow will be devoted to halloween costuming for myself, kecia, and marisa. if you're going to carissa's, i'll see you there, bitches, and i'll be amazing. but not as amazing as THE QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN, as you will soon see. (damn, i wish that was my idea.) also, if you're partying on saturday, i will not be there, as i will be starting my first shift as frankie's tavern's bitch. in costume, apparently.

ps: this is officially my hundredth blog post. congratulate me or some shit.