8.02.2005ablaze, you say.
punctuality is really important to me.
however, hard as i try, i can't be on time for anything. anything. dave and i had an afternoon of general merriment planned for today. i was going to wake up at 11:00, run, shower, wake his sleepy ass up, and off we go!
well it's 12:13. i just woke up. i don't want to run. i have a prior commitment at 3:00. and all i want to do is lie on my pink couch, watch TCM, and eat ice cream to soothe the raging fire that's been mercilessly ravaging my throat for the last four days, while creating a mountain of used kleenexes* due to this ridiculous cold that i seem to have caught from one of you fuckers.
but i know that half the battle is showing up. so here's my step by step plan for the next hour. because i know it's important to you.
step one: get up and run. (that even rhymes!)
"suck it up, clifford!" i say to myself. "you skipped out on running yesterday (and rightfully so, might i add), but today... ohhhh today... don't puss out. think of that burn in your legs. think of your bright green running shorts. think of your itchy sweaty arms and back. you love it all."
i really do love it all.
step two: wake dave's sorry ass up and explain to him why, oh why, i'm running so far behind. and then apologize again for beating him up last night. (i beat him up last night. it was very much deserved. well, the first assault was. the second one was a violent reaction to what i thought was an attack. i'm just putting it out there -- if i ever get attacked i've got nothing to worry about. dave and his crushed scrotum can attest to that.)
step three: shower. that always gets the ball rolling. and then it's all downhill from there. to the bank! to the other bank! to the post office! and then -- the point of culmination: teach me how to drive a stick shift. oh, the apex of my day! sweet bliss of accomplishment, cometh!
god i need a job. my life is so boring.
*stupidest looking word ever.
ps: "part deux" is also being started today, if i can fit it in to my busy schedule of banking and mailing, because muhs won't leave me alone.
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really, get a job. your blog entries during your time of employment were highly entertaining.
and i need your blog posts to get me through my long 8 hour work days.
with love - sam
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3:28 PM
I think its for lack of trying. Sam and i are in the same boat. my work days have become nothing more than a boring drag on my soul...for 8 hours.
anne, you were sent to give us some sanity and entertainment as you tell us about how dave burned his underwear and how you watch too much TV.
what the hell are we sapposed to do, huh??
-Pho
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4:22 PM
NO i will not spell check or LEARN TO SPELL. WHO HAS THE TIME THESE DAYS!!!!
-Pho, who understands that being able to spell words would be nice.
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4:23 PM
Instead of using kleenexes, you could use "tissues". It looks better and helps stop brand-name association. (I feel like watching "Clerks" now. "Do you have any adhesive strips?" "No.")
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5:25 PM
does trent at pinkisthenew blog get paid? no.
does ryan at gorillamask get paid? no.
does tony at tonypierce.com get paid? no.
does the creator of perfectduluthday get paid? no.
all of your blogger gods do it for the people.
WE ARE THE PEOPLE.
love - sam
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4:19 PM
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however, hard as i try, i can't be on time for anything. anything. dave and i had an afternoon of general merriment planned for today. i was going to wake up at 11:00, run, shower, wake his sleepy ass up, and off we go!
well it's 12:13. i just woke up. i don't want to run. i have a prior commitment at 3:00. and all i want to do is lie on my pink couch, watch TCM, and eat ice cream to soothe the raging fire that's been mercilessly ravaging my throat for the last four days, while creating a mountain of used kleenexes* due to this ridiculous cold that i seem to have caught from one of you fuckers.
but i know that half the battle is showing up. so here's my step by step plan for the next hour. because i know it's important to you.
step one: get up and run. (that even rhymes!)
"suck it up, clifford!" i say to myself. "you skipped out on running yesterday (and rightfully so, might i add), but today... ohhhh today... don't puss out. think of that burn in your legs. think of your bright green running shorts. think of your itchy sweaty arms and back. you love it all."
i really do love it all.
step two: wake dave's sorry ass up and explain to him why, oh why, i'm running so far behind. and then apologize again for beating him up last night. (i beat him up last night. it was very much deserved. well, the first assault was. the second one was a violent reaction to what i thought was an attack. i'm just putting it out there -- if i ever get attacked i've got nothing to worry about. dave and his crushed scrotum can attest to that.)
step three: shower. that always gets the ball rolling. and then it's all downhill from there. to the bank! to the other bank! to the post office! and then -- the point of culmination: teach me how to drive a stick shift. oh, the apex of my day! sweet bliss of accomplishment, cometh!
god i need a job. my life is so boring.
*stupidest looking word ever.
ps: "part deux" is also being started today, if i can fit it in to my busy schedule of banking and mailing, because muhs won't leave me alone.
really, get a job. your blog entries during your time of employment were highly entertaining.
and i need your blog posts to get me through my long 8 hour work days.
with love - sam
and i need your blog posts to get me through my long 8 hour work days.
with love - sam
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3:28 PM
I think its for lack of trying. Sam and i are in the same boat. my work days have become nothing more than a boring drag on my soul...for 8 hours.
anne, you were sent to give us some sanity and entertainment as you tell us about how dave burned his underwear and how you watch too much TV.
what the hell are we sapposed to do, huh??
-Pho
anne, you were sent to give us some sanity and entertainment as you tell us about how dave burned his underwear and how you watch too much TV.
what the hell are we sapposed to do, huh??
-Pho
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4:22 PM
:
4:22 PM
NO i will not spell check or LEARN TO SPELL. WHO HAS THE TIME THESE DAYS!!!!
-Pho, who understands that being able to spell words would be nice.
-Pho, who understands that being able to spell words would be nice.
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posted by :
4:23 PM
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4:23 PM
Instead of using kleenexes, you could use "tissues". It looks better and helps stop brand-name association. (I feel like watching "Clerks" now. "Do you have any adhesive strips?" "No.")
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5:25 PM
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5:25 PM
does trent at pinkisthenew blog get paid? no.
does ryan at gorillamask get paid? no.
does tony at tonypierce.com get paid? no.
does the creator of perfectduluthday get paid? no.
all of your blogger gods do it for the people.
WE ARE THE PEOPLE.
love - sam
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does ryan at gorillamask get paid? no.
does tony at tonypierce.com get paid? no.
does the creator of perfectduluthday get paid? no.
all of your blogger gods do it for the people.
WE ARE THE PEOPLE.
love - sam
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i'm watching "mask of zorro" again.
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