rocks get slanged, bitches get banged.

granted, this phrase was stolen from arek, but it has found a home as the motto of the basement of my home on 16th avenue in duluth. jason and i are keeping a tally of how many bitches we bang in our basement. my count is up to ten (a little excessive, i know, but jason was in the bathroom...) and jason is at a solid negative twenty, which means that the bitches banged him. clayton has also added himself to the tally, with an unbelievable "infinity." i'll keep you updated as the tally changes.

new pictures are coming soon of my life up here. i know you can't wait.

i saw one of my favorite duluthians up here yesterday walking a very short distance from my house. i literally gasped and hid my face and shouted the person's name. joel and jason were slightly freaked out. i would apologize, but i apologize for nothing, bitches.

i suppose i don't really have a whole lot here, but i'm in duluth and i'm very excited about it.

oh yeah.

jack white, who has been my rockstar husband for about three years now, will eventually come back around, lose that weight, cut his hair like he had it, and divorce his new wife karen elson. well all i can say is that i'm cuter. especially with my new haircut.

and now "batman forever" is on. quality. especially the exchange between batman and robin at the climax of the movie:

robin: "the riddler and two face can make a pretty lethal combination. i figured you could use some help."
batman: "two against two are better odds."
robin: "i can't promise that i won't kill harvey."
batman: "a man's got to go his own way. a friend told me that."
robin: "...not just a friend. a partner."

or!

robin: "holy rusted metal, batman!"
batman: "what?"
robin: "th.. the ground! it's all rusted metal and full of holes. you know, holey!"
batman: "oh."

so the dialogue isn't great, but tommy lee jones and jim carrey are absolutely brilliant. (i think this portion of the post is directed at my brother, but i don't know if he actually reads this, so i may just be wasting time and space now.)

..........okay, so my house is great, duluth is great, jack white is great, and batman is great.

two face: "we'll see you in hell!"
robin: "......i'd rather see you in jail."

that's all.