if you really want to distance yourself from "scumbags" like this:




maybe you should try to pose differently for your "time" magazine cover shot.




that's got to be some kind of slander or treason, right?

okay. i'm having an issue with mother nature. she knows that it's getting to be the end of the school year, when we have to buckle down & work our asses off, and yet she continues to mercilessly taunt us with warm weather. "here, kids," she says. "it's going to be 68 degrees and sunny where it's generally cold and dreary. i know you have finals and projects and demstock '05 rapidly approaching, but what the hell! blow it off! bask in my sunshine! forget all of that!"
thanks, mother nature, for making life hard.

i'm not really crabby about it, actually. i just want to give in to the temptation, but alas! i can't. my workload has escalated hardcore in the last two hours, but i'm tough-as-nails and i'll get it done.

so i'm going outside.

i am a contradiction within myself and i love it.

ps: kristen, the next blog post i make will be about cowboys, cult-like circular dancing, and having negative energy. and maybe breaking chandeliers.