when i moved up here, duluth and i had a beautiful relationship. i loved it. and it loved me right back.
duluth and i got in a big fight tonight. i wanted to break up with it. i wanted to do something rash, like cheat on duluth with minneapolis. i didn't. but i did tell duluth to suck a body part that i don't actually have. and i also showed duluth a finger i probably shouldn't have shown it. not only did i say nasty things about duluth, i yelled expletives and publicly mocked duluthians.
i don't know if duluth and i will be the same again after tonight. i am not ready to forgive it for its betrayal. i am also far from ready from asking for forgiveness for the awful things i said about it. duluth is going to have to accept the fact that it made two of its coolest and hippest imports dissolve into vengeance, and it is just going to have to learn from its mistake.